May 2013
nepeter:
australians don’t have sex
australians mate
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
When you try to quietly sneak around the house at...
lolzpicx:
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
April 2013